Hello, My talking parrot won't stop imitating my phone's ringtone, making me check for calls that don't exist. How do I get him to stop? Josh E.

Well Josh E, you can change the ringtone to something more appealing, or set the phone to 'vibrate' when in the presence of the bird. On the other hand, if the bird starts vibrating too, just turn the durn thing off. (the phone, not the bird silly)