I just ate some “sushi” and I think maybe it was not “super fresh” and I’m afraid I might crap my pants on my drive to school. What should I do? Sincerely, Kandace

Dear Kandace,

Given the circumstances, staying home would be the obvious choice. But if you MUST go to school, keep the squirts contained by buying adult diapers and sit in a seat near a bathroom just in case. Don't look guilty if the aroma spreads to your classmates' noses. In other words, act like you don't know where that smell is coming from. Remember, it's raw fish for goodness sakes!