I was supposed to have a date on Thursday with a guy, but in a weak moment after him telling me he's a pro at two-person pushups I sped things up and invited him over last night. He was, of course, terrible. Like, me-holding-back-giggles-mid-pushup-terrible. This morning he thanked me for a great night, asking me what time we'll be seeing each other again. I don't want to see him again though. Best regards, Rachel

So Rachel, what you're saying is, he was a one night stand/2 person pushup stand kind of guy. Let's get real. Tell him to push off; it wasn't a "great night" for you and move on. This "pro" is a pro in his own mind. By the way, he should have been gone long before he had the chance to thank you "This morning". Next time you have a weak moment, just eat ice cream or something!