I found out my coworker has a side hustle as a professional finger painter. How do I express support without accidentally commissioning an office mural? Sonny

Hi Sonny, Why would you feel compelled to "accidentally commissioning" an office mural? Just tell this coworker that it's admirable to have a side hustle. If the coworker is angling to have the side hustle coincide with an office commission, then say "That decision is up to the boss-why don't you mention it to them?" It lets you off the hook-unless YOU are the boss; then you're on your own!