I leave for Colorado tomorrow. All the tire shops are closed. The car didn't come with a spare because it has an upgraded sound system. So in the trunk there's just a battery and an amplifier. What are my options? Garrick Well Garrick, it seems that prepa...

I just ate some “sushi” and I think maybe it was not “super fresh” and I’m afraid I might crap my pants on my drive to school. What should I do? Sincerely, Kandace Dear Kandace, Given the circumstances, staying home would be the obvious choice. But if yo...

One of my sisters and I talk to each other about *everything* and are very close with each other. I accidentally found out she’s been “talking” to my baby daddy. When I found out, she just giggled, and later said “well I thought you didn’t want to be with...

Hey, My mom opened a credit card in my name and spent over $7000. What should I do? Tyler R. Whoa Tyler R. Well color me identity theft! If you don't plan on paying on this credit card, then I would suggest you protect yourself by reporting it. The fact t...

Hi, I accidentally sent a text about my boss to my boss instead of my best friend. What should I do now? Troy X Hello Troy X, Start by eating crow! If the message was a negative one, then just apologize to your boss to explain what happened, then cross yo...

Hello, My talking parrot won't stop imitating my phone's ringtone, making me check for calls that don't exist. How do I get him to stop? Josh E. Well Josh E, you can change the ringtone to something more appealing, or set the phone to 'vibrate' when in th...

Hi, I accidentally sent a love letter meant for my boyfriend to my boss. How can I explain this mix-up? Tabitha B. Hey Tabitha B, Really?? Just explain it to your boss. Your boss will probably understand (maybe even be flattered!). Then again, if he/she...

Hello, I accidentally liked my crush's photo from 52 weeks ago while scrolling social media. How do I recover from this? Really??? Maybe you still have a crush! Recover from what exactly? Anxiety? Embarrassment? Chalk it up to oops, my bad!

Hi, I have a friend who's convinced they're a gourmet chef, but their signature dish tastes like burnt water. How can I escape another 'delightful' dinner invitation? Hoo Hoo! Oh my. Don't tell her that it tastes like "burnt water". Instead, just excuse y...

Hello, Stayed the night with my boyfriend last night, the bed was shaking so I looked over my shoulder. He was scratching his butt, like.....between the cheeks. Then he smelled his fingers. When he realized I was turned toward him he started fake snoring....