I discovered my roommate organizes their cereal boxes by color. Is this a new trend? I find it obnoxious. How do I get him to stop? Cassidy Oh no!!! Not cereal box organizing! What in blue blazes were they thinking? Get a grip Cassidy. Organization is a g...
Read More >>I'm Not Old Enough for This...
03/15/2024
Hi, I accidentally joined a senior citizens' crochet club, and I'm only 25. What should I do? Joe Hi Joe, Crocheting is a wonderful hobby! You could learn to make a sweater, or blanket, or some kind of outfit for your pet. Surely the club would welcome a...
Read More >>Channel Changer
03/08/2024
My TV remote has gone missing for the umpteenth time. The ongoing absence of the remote has disrupted my leisure time, creating frustration and inconvenience. I'm uncertain whether this is a result of forgetfulness or if there's a more systematic issue at...
Read More >>Good Morning Sleepy Head!!!
03/01/2024
My alarm clock refuses to wake me up on time. Despite setting multiple alarms and adjusting the volume, it seems to be an ongoing struggle to wake up punctually. This issue has started to affect my work and personal life, leading to concerns about reliabil...
Read More >>What's in Your Coffee?
02/23/2024
I accidentally put salt in my coffee instead of sugar. Help!! Is this a gotcha? Do you really not know what to do? We consulted a highly trained scientist, and this is what they recommend: Just pour the coffee out>wash the cup>pour a fresh cup of coffee>...
Read More >>The Shoe is Truly Trippin'
02/16/2024
My left shoe keeps untying itself. I think it's secretly trying to escape, what can I do? Are you serious? Really, why not just tie it more securely by knotting it up? This simply smacks of a gotcha! How about buying slip on shoes, or wearing two right fo...
Read More >>My Bad; Autocorrect is incorrect!
02/09/2024
Hello, I accidentally sent my boss a text meant for my best friend complaining about work. How do I convince them that autocorrect is just a snitch? Eat humble pie and own it. Apologize to your boss (assuming they saw the message) and promise never to do...
Read More >>Old Crush Mistake
02/02/2024
Dear SYA, I accidentally liked my crush's photo from three years ago on social media. How do I time travel out of this awkward situation? Just ignore it. Don't reply to any questions about it on social media.OR, make a statement that says it was an error...
Read More >>Gimmee the Green!
01/26/2024
My plants are constantly wilting despite my best efforts. What should I do? Hi, If your "best efforts" aren't working, then consider taking a class, or buying a book, or getting help from someone you know that has a 'green thumb'. If none of that works, t...
Read More >>Catty Moment
01/19/2024
Hi, My cat keeps giving me the silent treatment. Should I try meowing back or learn Morse code to communicate with him? Not knowing much about cats, I'd say have him checked by a vet just in case. Perhaps the cat is upset with you about something. Did you...
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